GO SAINTS!

Its Australian Football League (AFL) Grand Final weekend. And wouldn't you know it, the first time my team has made the big match in years - and actually has some chance of winning - and I am at the wrong end of the world altogether.

For any passers by that may be unfamiliar, the last (and only) time St Kilda Football Club won The Big One was 1966. That's a long time between drinks, my friends.

My team scarf is at the ready alarm is already set for 5.00 am when ESPN starts telecasting in the UK. Apologies to the neighbours in advance for any uncouth hooting and hollering that may eventuate.

GO saints!!!!!!!!